buttflustered

To become ridiculously overoutraged over some seriously petty, picayune shit.

Sheldon gets all buttflustered whenever someone takes his space on the couch.

by Charlie Chan November 03, 2013

Buttflusting

When the gas of your ass comes out in a flattened manner, sounding like a sheet of paper ripping.

“People in my class thought I tore paper out of my notebook too quickly, however it was actually me buttflusting.”

by ACKpacACK April 22, 2024