butes

when something/someone is fucking awesome

daaaaammmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnn lets crack a SOL on this BUTES sats afts!!!!

by madonn October 24, 2005

Butes

Ketamine

Me and Jake stannard are gonna sniff some butes and get fuck off buted so sym blud

by Mike M aka pablo May 9, 2018

Butes

BUTES (Pr. byootz) Used to describe something awesome that has just occured, or the awesome properties of an object or person. Contraction of "beautiful."

Bob: "Free pizza at the bar tonight? BUTES! I'm there..."

Girl: I just made you a huge pile of bacon.
Guy: BUTES! bacon rules!

Dude 1: "You ever seen anythin' like them thar?"
Dude 2: "Nah, thems is some high quality butes..."

IT Tech: "We got butes for connection speed now that the new server is up..."

by LoganPhyve March 31, 2008

Butes

Boobs, translated from bubes. Wham boobies

Broooo look at them butes!

by Mrbeans.com March 21, 2021

Greg Bates

To launder money and/or steal from a charity.

I pulled a Greg Bates, the IRS will never know

by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018

Oswald Bates

The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.

"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3

by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011

Batesrolled

A game created on The Bloody Good Horror podcast where you try to trick someone into clicking on a link to a screen shot of Kathy Bates naked in the 2002 film "About Schmidt"

I thought Tim was sending me a link to some funny video but when I clicked on it I got a face full of Bates boobs. He batesrolled me big time.

by BGHorror February 4, 2012