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Butes
Butes by Mike M aka pablo May 9, 2018
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Butes
BUTES (Pr. byootz) Used to describe something awesome that has just occured, or the awesome properties of an object or person. Contraction of "beautiful."
Bob: "Free pizza at the bar tonight? BUTES! I'm there..."
Girl: I just made you a huge pile of bacon.
Guy: BUTES! bacon rules!
Dude 1: "You ever seen anythin' like them thar?"
Dude 2: "Nah, thems is some high quality butes..."
IT Tech: "We got butes for connection speed now that the new server is up..."
Girl: I just made you a huge pile of bacon.
Guy: BUTES! bacon rules!
Dude 1: "You ever seen anythin' like them thar?"
Dude 2: "Nah, thems is some high quality butes..."
IT Tech: "We got butes for connection speed now that the new server is up..."
Butes by LoganPhyve March 31, 2008
Greg Bates
Greg Bates by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018
Oswald Bates
The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.
"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3
Oswald Bates by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011
Batesrolled
A game created on The Bloody Good Horror podcast where you try to trick someone into clicking on a link to a screen shot of Kathy Bates naked in the 2002 film "About Schmidt"
I thought Tim was sending me a link to some funny video but when I clicked on it I got a face full of Bates boobs. He batesrolled me big time.
Batesrolled by BGHorror February 4, 2012
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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