Phrase stating that you should void what happened and it should not mean much. The band bus is merely a reference back to a bus driving home on a dark night. So making out with that girl next to you was not a big deal.
Guy: i cant believe Sarah lol
Girl: whattt?
Guy: makin out with robbie Guy: and me
Guy: a week after me
Guy: in time
Guy: but hey
Girl: told you!!
Guy: but hey, it was on the band bus
Girl: yeah the band bus of crazy horny maniacs lol
Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.