bustplosion
bustplosion by Bustinator September 20, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Buttplosion
When one attempts to release a short loud collection of methane gas, otherwise known as a fart, but releases a concentrated sphere of fecal matter into ones underwear. The collection of feces is usually leathery in texture, thus preventing excessive smearing, but it will stain.
The difference between a buttplosion and a shart is that it is more than possible for a shart to leak out quietly and discreetly. A buttplosion is incredibly sonorous, and cannot be done discreetly as it is a powerful, full-force anal gust that pushes the turd into the pants.
After a buttplosion it is imperative that the victim behave nonchalantly. It is a guarantee that the buttplosion was heard, but the crowd will only think the victim farted. Laugh at yourself, or pretend it wasn't you; but escape the premises as soon as possible, because the resulting anal waste will cause a foul odor to accumulate around the company you're keeping. Go to a safe and secure location, get some rubber gloves, and go through with the disgusting and sickening act of cleaning up the large bits of poop that has most assuredly spread copiously in your underwear. It is probably best that that the soiled underwear be permanently discarded after the incident, for there will undoubtedly be stains.
The difference between a buttplosion and a shart is that it is more than possible for a shart to leak out quietly and discreetly. A buttplosion is incredibly sonorous, and cannot be done discreetly as it is a powerful, full-force anal gust that pushes the turd into the pants.
After a buttplosion it is imperative that the victim behave nonchalantly. It is a guarantee that the buttplosion was heard, but the crowd will only think the victim farted. Laugh at yourself, or pretend it wasn't you; but escape the premises as soon as possible, because the resulting anal waste will cause a foul odor to accumulate around the company you're keeping. Go to a safe and secure location, get some rubber gloves, and go through with the disgusting and sickening act of cleaning up the large bits of poop that has most assuredly spread copiously in your underwear. It is probably best that that the soiled underwear be permanently discarded after the incident, for there will undoubtedly be stains.
-Did you see Bill run out of here, what was that about?
-He farted and I think it was a buttplosion. He seemed pretty worried and scared.
-Poor bastard.
-He farted and I think it was a buttplosion. He seemed pretty worried and scared.
-Poor bastard.
Buttplosion by scraps992 April 2, 2011
Related Words
ButtSPLOSION
An event in which a very unlucky man or woman experiences such a case of explosive diherrieah that they have to hold on to something to fight liftoff. If the subject is a male and a bonerbo
then all this happens while he is blowing a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of his jap's eye. EXTREMELY PAINFUL! If the sublect is a female then the(click me im funny!) poo will just explode with so much force that it sounds like a nuke going off in a monkey's stomach while he is riding a big-wheel to cancun to meet a brown eyed, homeless whoman who is jacking off some guy cause he gave her a box of fried chicken from KFC that was sold from some gawkey teenager who had terrable acne that even Proactive cant solve! see what im getting at?
then all this happens while he is blowing a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of his jap's eye. EXTREMELY PAINFUL! If the sublect is a female then the(click me im funny!) poo will just explode with so much force that it sounds like a nuke going off in a monkey's stomach while he is riding a big-wheel to cancun to meet a brown eyed, homeless whoman who is jacking off some guy cause he gave her a box of fried chicken from KFC that was sold from some gawkey teenager who had terrable acne that even Proactive cant solve! see what im getting at?
DUDE DUDE !!!I just heard steve in there whit the most HUGE buttSPLOSION i think I feld teh Earth move!
ButtSPLOSION by E. Coli ( i manage a taco bell) April 8, 2008
Buttsplosion
Buttsplosion by mysoulishome October 4, 2013
Buttsplosion
Buttsplosion by SKEETSKEET RICK JAMES January 9, 2008
bumsplosion
The blast of diarrhea that occurs when one has been traveling in developing countries. The detonation is usually preceded by a series of tremors indicating the bumsplosion is imminent and it is time to run toward the closest safe blast zone. The bumsplosion can happen anywhere, however, and unless one has made it to a safe blast zone, they usually find themselves laying on their sides at the site of the bumsplosion for the aftershocks.
I tripped on a little girl while running down the beach, feeling the tremors, and I found myself on my side at the epicenter of the bumsplosion, my head on a sandcastle.
bumsplosion by Ronny Junkins September 27, 2011
Bousplosion
There was a sudden case of bousplosion on stream that no one could explain or account for at that time.
Bousplosion by Unmercifulgod October 30, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.