Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
by m-dawg2 December 7, 2011
Get the bus handsmug. The slightly dirty, greasey, or sometimes sticky feeling your hands get when touching bars, handle straps or seats on public transit.
by Kinkstergay October 15, 2011
Get the Bus Handsmug. An exciting, secretive hand-job performed on a fun bus on the ride back from your trip. The thrill of the trip combined with the hand-job itself creates an explosion in your pants. If done right, none of your seat neighbors will be disrupted.
by Livin'LikeLarry August 6, 2012
Get the Fun Bus Hand-Jobmug. Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
by Steezmiester June 18, 2020
Get the Dirty Bus Driver Handsmug. There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands
by Steezmiester May 11, 2020
Get the Bus Driver Handsmug.