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Big, Manly, Intimidating, or Huge
That girl up to bat is pretty burley.
burley by Dope Boi Magic X August 1, 2007
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A sex pot of brilliance and wit wrapped in an adorable being.
Have you met Burney? She's intense, man.
Burney by Leo26397 January 15, 2010

Sneak-in at Burneys 

Describes the action of 3 friends (Usually highschool age) sneaking back into one of their houses after a night of debauchery. The defining characteristic being that 1 of the 3 friends is completely black out drunk, this individual is shit faced past the point of executing the most basic of motor functions. While they are still breathing, with a very low pulse, no visible signs of life remain. The 2 friends of lesser drunkness carry out the task of lifting, dragging, pulling, and pushing him/her through a window designated as the most undetectable entry point. If any authoritative figures happen to wake up and catch them, they must quickly straiten "Burneys" Raybands and put on a skillful puppeteers act which successfully fools the authority figure. They then place "Burney" on his side and pass out. This word was inspired by the movie "Weekend at Burneys".
"Bro you should'a been there, he was so drunk that we had to dislocate his left shoulder to get him through the sneak-in window. THEN, we created the illusion of full mobility and mental lucidity by skillfully conducting his legs, arms, torso and head movement, I even had to throw my voice a few times. It was a real Sneak-in at Burneys.

Burley'd 

To make a huge mistake without any positive outcome.
"A Gengar beat her whole team?"
"Yeah she really Burley'd it."
Burley'd by StauntonLick July 3, 2014

Burley Barrier 

When a person feels that they have to stay in Burleson, Texas due to their family lineage living there for multiple generations.
I was looking at houses in Grapevine, but then the Burley Barrier got to me and I stopped looking.
Burley Barrier by JerrytheJones November 1, 2017

Burley Sturley 

Someone who works out obsessively to compensate for their microscopic penis.
Holy shit he's jacked!
Don't worry he's just Burley Sturley.
Burley Sturley by HB_Fagatron June 15, 2009