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burto by Jason August 4, 2004
A mistake. He has curly hair and is honestly a cursed image.
(phone call): Hey, buddy? What are you- wait- no go awa-p-p-p-burto?!

*exit with sounds of a shower curtain being devoured by p burto*
P Burto by hey_o_buddy_o April 30, 2019

clint barton 

Member of the superhero team the Avengers.
He is a wizard with a bow and arrow often not needing to look at his target and still being able to hit his mark
clint barton by Lupin80 November 24, 2013

Bartoszian

The highest possible level of mastering one’s craft. On par with Jesus.
Bartosz’s 100 game clean sheet streak with nothing short of Bartoszian.
Bartoszian by Bartalot February 25, 2021
Name typically used by pedos online in order to avoid any problems they may face by using their real names.
Barto: EDP show us your cock
EDP445: fucking chili fries dude
Barto by Barto445 February 14, 2022

Cliff Burton 

Metallica's 2nd bassist, and one of the greatest metal bassists of all time. Along with Steve Harris of Iron Maiden, he was one of the first metal bass players to play complex bass lines. He also liked to play loud and often soloed (with distortion, and sometimes wah). Because of this, some people have reffered to him as a "lead bassist".

He co-wrote several great metallica songs, including Master of Puppets and Orion (which was played at this funeral), and composed most of To Live is To Die, which was recorded as a tribute to Burton in metallicas ..And Justice for All album.

Cliff died September 27, 1986 after metallica's tour bus overturned in rural Swedan.
RIP Cliff Burton.

When a Man Lies He Murders
Some Part of the World
These Are the Pale Deaths Which
Men Miscall Their Lives
All this I Cannot Bear
to Witness Any Longer
Cannot the Kingdom of Salvation
Take Me Home