A wide receiver for the New York Giants, though I don't know how long he'll be keeping this position. He caught the winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII against the undefeated* New England Patriots, but then the next season he shot himself in the leg and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm since apparently the gun was not licensed. His injury was not severe, but he's still in big trouble. Also, it's been discovered that he has no auto insurance.
It's too bad Plaxico Burress shot himself in the foot (pun intended). He could have had a great career.
A Burrito Artist, one who makes/prepares burritos in a fast food environment, the Mexican Fast Food equivalent of a Barista.
Applies to either gender, based on employment.
"Hey man did you see that Burristo gave me extra sour cream and didn't even charge me"
"The Burristo asked all my friends how their meal was but not me, the Burristo bummed me out"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.