Burress 

To receive a load of cum on ones foot

Yo I blasted a burress on that bitch last night.

Burress by Slicker Steve April 10, 2009

burress 

a piercing in the anal cavity

arnold reprah is such a burress its not even funny

yo mother is such a burress

burress by jonathon siminon November 24, 2007

Burress 

That one guy who gets blackout drunk and makes shitty memes on social media.
Then apologizes for it in the morning.

Dude I think Andrew went full Burress last night...

Burress by SenpaiOfNucc October 4, 2018

Plaxico Burress 

A wide receiver for the New York Giants, though I don't know how long he'll be keeping this position. He caught the winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII against the undefeated* New England Patriots, but then the next season he shot himself in the leg and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm since apparently the gun was not licensed. His injury was not severe, but he's still in big trouble. Also, it's been discovered that he has no auto insurance.

It's too bad Plaxico Burress shot himself in the foot (pun intended). He could have had a great career.

Plaxico Burress by can't think of one December 23, 2008

Hannibal Burress 

The funniest comedian alive, known for his food humor and comedic jokes.

You: Who is Hannibal Burress?
-after watching every clip of him on YouTube-
You: OMG he's got great comedic jokes!

Hannibal Burress by Burning Urine December 22, 2013

Plaxico Burress Syndrome 

aka, PBS.

THe exact opposite of ED, or erectile dysfunction. Instead, with PBS, you see a good looking babe and the unit discharges prematurely.

Hot damn! This babe walked by me in the bar and I couldn't hold back. I must be suffering from Plaxico Burress Syndrome.

Plaxico Burress Syndrome by boggler December 17, 2008

Hannibal Burress 

The comedian responsible for Exposing Bill Cosby's dirty laundry.

Bill Cosby: "Pull your pants up black people, I was on TV in the ‘80s! I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom!...
Hannibal Burress: "Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby, so that kind of brings you down a couple notches."

Hannibal Burress by NINn1ggNIgg 123 June 1, 2018