Burpin' the Baby 

Masturbation, jerking off or getting a handjob

I was at home the other night watching porn and burpin' the baby when my mother walked in on me; talk about embarasing!

Burpin' the Baby by cobbnobbler August 14, 2008

burpin' the baby 

A term for male masturbation

"Quit burpin' the baby and answer the phone"

burpin' the baby by Amy January 13, 2005

burping the baby

Yet another term for a wank. In the same way you bounce a baby up and down and give it a rub to make it burp, a man bounces his member around, gives it a rub and hopefully burps out some spoodge.

Dude 1: "Yo! Good day at work?"
Dude 2: "Nah Dawg, I ended up burping the baby in the gents to keep me sane."

burping the baby by Wizards Sleeve October 14, 2006