burn water

to burn water is an expression meaning someone is so terrible at cooking that they can burn water

"I always pack a lunch when I go to Stacy's house, her mom could burn water."

by anonymous February 7, 2022

burning water

masturbation
to masturbate
the act of masturbation

person 1: where did rolando go?
person 2: he's in the bathroom.. burning water!

by Pillow Queen February 27, 2014

fire water burn

Friends With Benefits, the BHG probably didn't intend it that way but they are kings of innuendo.

Someday you and I will be fire water burn.

by Sdra gon February 22, 2021

Burning The Water

1) When someone is terrible at something and they can't even do the simplest thing related.
2) When you ruined something that easy to do/understand.

1) "I heard Ori's father is terrible at cooking. He is literally burning the water."
2) "I almost burnt the water when trying to make my presentation!"

by Naxiye [2] September 10, 2025