Aidan Burkie is a very reliable friend and caring person, even though he gets mad at you for singing hes always great to be around. (he loves raymonds and andrews big fat cocks in his little tight butthole) he LOVES guns and wants you to get one to protect yourself (lol na sorry) anyways hes like funny (sometimes) lol jk aidan you just have a uhmmmm like a special type of humor sometimes compared to mine:) lol.
He only appears one stubby past the threshold and continues to hold beast like status until a state of unconsciousness. Don’t be fooled it only takes one nudge and he’s back on the bull. Remove all flammable items because he’s highly combustible. He’s a Wagga Wagga flogga supporter who grows a beard in only two days. The renowned mating call of the skidlavich is yeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww and he believes this attracts the most sexual attractive ladies of the night and to bring them quicker he licks his lips while playing with or tapping his chest. This all happens while sucking on lung lollipops. When he’s conscious he’ll always have your back and when he’s unconscious the diggers are always there to carry him home.