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Hoofwanking Bunglecunt
A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".
Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
Hoofwanking Bunglecunt by allaboutthabooty June 24, 2016
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Burglekutt
1. n. An unpleasant situation into which you've unwittingly involved yourself.
2. n. The toe-headed dwarf in Willow.
2. n. The toe-headed dwarf in Willow.
1. By leading that girl along, whilst being in a committed relationship, you've landed yourself in quite the burglekutt.
2. When Burglekutt opened his big fat mouth, he embroiled himself the mother of all burglekutts.
2. When Burglekutt opened his big fat mouth, he embroiled himself the mother of all burglekutts.
Burglekutt by PeckPeckPeck June 14, 2010
bunglecunt
Someone who tries really, really hard to be an actual cunt, but who is so incompetent that they end up embarrassing themselves so much that they, in roundabout-style, still somehow stumble upon being a cunt.
bunglecunt by Mrl79 April 27, 2016
Bunglecunt
Bunglecunt by colouryum September 24, 2016
Hoofwanking Bunglecunt
these are some examples of the actions of what a Hoofwanker or Hoofwanking Bunglecunt gets up to!
Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.
Cuts to the police and the armed forces
Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.
Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.
The closing of Surestart centers.
Cutting winter fuel payments by £100
Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p
Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.
Tripling tuition fees.
Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.
Cuts to the police and the armed forces
Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.
Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.
The closing of Surestart centers.
Cutting winter fuel payments by £100
Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p
Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.
Tripling tuition fees.
Hoofwanking Bunglecunt by rogershulme February 14, 2014
bunglecuntism
When your that much of an Bungle and Cunt at the same time! Like Dumb and Dumber but fuck me worse! What an Absolute Bunglecunt! Well Done! Your at the height of Bunglecuntism!
bunglecuntism by doublecuntbubble April 5, 2020
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