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burglecut

A marrow like turd that's, particular awkward to pass, loud and looks like a seed selling dwarf.
"Just had a turd it was a right burglecut"
by swandog November 5, 2013
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Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".

Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
by allaboutthabooty June 24, 2016
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Burglekutt

1. n. An unpleasant situation into which you've unwittingly involved yourself.
2. n. The toe-headed dwarf in Willow.
1. By leading that girl along, whilst being in a committed relationship, you've landed yourself in quite the burglekutt.
2. When Burglekutt opened his big fat mouth, he embroiled himself the mother of all burglekutts.
by PeckPeckPeck June 14, 2010
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bunglecunt

Someone who tries really, really hard to be an actual cunt, but who is so incompetent that they end up embarrassing themselves so much that they, in roundabout-style, still somehow stumble upon being a cunt.
Have you met that guy in Athens (GA)? Ian Michael Casey? What a bunglecunt!
by Mrl79 April 27, 2016
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Bunglecunt

Someone who makes you embarrassed to be human.

eg. Martin Shkreli
What a total fucking bunglecunt!
by colouryum September 24, 2016
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Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

An endearing term used for the current British Prime Minister.
these are some examples of the actions of what a Hoofwanker or Hoofwanking Bunglecunt gets up to!

Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.

Cuts to the police and the armed forces

Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.

Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.

The closing of Surestart centers.

Cutting winter fuel payments by £100

Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p

Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.

Tripling tuition fees.
by rogershulme February 14, 2014
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bunglecuntism

When your that much of an Bungle and Cunt at the same time! Like Dumb and Dumber but fuck me worse! What an Absolute Bunglecunt! Well Done! Your at the height of Bunglecuntism!
Boris said don't go out! But they did! What an act of Absolute Bunglecuntism!
by doublecuntbubble April 5, 2020
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