burglet

miniature hamburgers that bring smiles and happiness to the world

i went to chili's and ordered me some delicious burglets

by Beverly & Brandon June 10, 2008

turd burgle

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole

I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.

by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015

Burglekutt

1. n. An unpleasant situation into which you've unwittingly involved yourself.
2. n. The toe-headed dwarf in Willow.

1. By leading that girl along, whilst being in a committed relationship, you've landed yourself in quite the burglekutt.
2. When Burglekutt opened his big fat mouth, he embroiled himself the mother of all burglekutts.

by PeckPeckPeck June 14, 2010

burnletsky

To pull a burnletsky is to go from nothing to everything in the sexual world in one night. A burnletsky can only properly occur when one has never kissed a girl outside of the family on the mouth before, and somehow ends up hooking up, getting a blow job, having sex, etc. in one ultimate night. To pull a burnletsky is the most desired thing for any who are able to pull it off (never kissed...).

GUY 1: dude, did you hear about alex?

GUY 2: naaw bro what happened?

GUY 1: he totally pulled a burnletsky last night!

GUY 2: thats effin awesome! I wish I could pull a burnletsky!

by rydoked April 21, 2010

burgettstown

a small town in pa. usually know for wanna be rappers, 13 year old thots, drug deals & school robberies.

Man, that girl is definitely a burgettstown thot.

by gjakjrjtjndjsbdje April 12, 2016

Hate Burgle

to sneak into someones house/room, like a burglar, but with the express purpose of laying the hate down by throwing their property everywhere, rather than stealing it.

Dude, sloan got black out drunk in Vegas, went back to the hotel room and hate burgled himself before he passed out!

by Coltronnnnnnnnnnnnn March 25, 2009

Scat burgler

A term used for someone who enjoys anal sex.

I tried anal sex yesterday for the first time. Now I'm a scat burgler.

by Apoclamite March 20, 2023