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Burglecunt

A beastly, female dwarf. This term was forged by the unholy union of "Burglecut"; the fat, obnoxious, dwarf with a head/face resembling a big-toe, from the movie Willow and "cunt"; the most offensive word in the English language (well, not anymore).
Hey guy, check out Burglecunt over there, I wouldn't fuck her with Rosie O'Donnell's dick!
by The Axe Robber March 30, 2010
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Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".

Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
by allaboutthabooty June 24, 2016
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Burglekutt

1. n. An unpleasant situation into which you've unwittingly involved yourself.
2. n. The toe-headed dwarf in Willow.
1. By leading that girl along, whilst being in a committed relationship, you've landed yourself in quite the burglekutt.
2. When Burglekutt opened his big fat mouth, he embroiled himself the mother of all burglekutts.
by PeckPeckPeck June 14, 2010
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bunglecunt

Someone who tries really, really hard to be an actual cunt, but who is so incompetent that they end up embarrassing themselves so much that they, in roundabout-style, still somehow stumble upon being a cunt.
Have you met that guy in Athens (GA)? Ian Michael Casey? What a bunglecunt!
by Mrl79 April 27, 2016
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Bunglecunt

Someone who makes you embarrassed to be human.

eg. Martin Shkreli
What a total fucking bunglecunt!
by colouryum September 24, 2016
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Bumblecunt

Boris Johnson, a complete & utter bumbling lying cunt.

A name for anyone that just waffles utter shite.
Anytime Boris Johnson appears publicly to speak with his usual waffle & bollocks...
"Ah look, its Bumblecunt giving a speech"

"what the fuck Bumblecunt talking about?
by Wilderman69 December 9, 2021
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burglecut

A marrow like turd that's, particular awkward to pass, loud and looks like a seed selling dwarf.
"Just had a turd it was a right burglecut"
by swandog November 5, 2013
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