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Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.
Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...
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bitch bunker 

A place where you think really wild stuff would happen but in reality it is just nerds playing Cards Against Humanity
Matt: Hey , did you go to Allison and Izzy's place last night?
Delia: Yeah, the place was a total bitch bunker. There wasn't even any alcohol.
bitch bunker by Izer1 February 4, 2017

Bunkerish 

To look very red in the face, like a tomato. Most probably cause you are hot!!
Hey mate, you look really Bunkerish in the face, you okay??
Bunkerish by sheepshagginsince93 January 31, 2014

Bunker Babes 

A group of white women, with an unhealthy obsession of Matt Lanter and his eyes. Tend to have a right wing political leaning. Multiple holes offend them. Cult like status.

Pastimes include:

- Trying to get people fired from their jobs by stalking them on social media, then contacting their boss.

- Running multiple shame accounts.

- Begging people for money to "save" a dead ass TV show.

- Buying mugs.
The Bunker Babes have 88 holes between them.

Matt Lanter put a restraining order out on the Bunker Babes!

The Bunker Babes creep me out, Laurel.
Bunker Babes by 88holes May 7, 2019

bunkerboy 

An elected official who hides in an underground, concrete room instead of listening to constituents.
Dude 1: There are a couple hundred peaceful protestors walking up Pennsylvania Ave. Where’s bunkerboy? He should see and hear this.
Dude 2: He ran to the basement - he wants to spend some alone time with his twitter feed.
bunkerboy by Marquise_T June 1, 2020

trump bunker 

The fictional place to which one withdraws when they are either tired or fed up with Trump's antics, especially over social media.
There's been so many idiotic presidential tweets and backlash that I need to just retire to a Trump bunker to get away for a while. (Aka, avoid social media).
trump bunker by JanuaryFire May 13, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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