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bumvelope 

If a parcel has been delivered to you via clenched bumcheeks, it is said to have been delivered in a 'bumvelope'.
My sandwidge arrived in a bumvelope.
bumvelope by David Hogan July 20, 2008
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Bumvelope 

An envelope full of roaches and bud scraps that is given to a bum
Where should I put this out?

Oh no, put it in the Bumvelope!
Bumvelope by Bleezy503 May 18, 2011
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bumvelop 

The concept of bumveloping, i.e., 'to bumvelop', originated from a discussion of the pentration vs envelopment argument. Bumvelopment is defined as an act of envelopment specifically utilising the anus as a means. Key to the understanding of bumvelopment is that it is in fact an act of dominance in the same sense that penetration has traditionally been seen as dominant.
"I bumveloped the man, like the bitch that he was."
bumvelop by David Hogan September 18, 2008

bumbelowed 

when you're flattered by a person so much you can't even describe it.
"i'm so bumbelowed by you. it's insane."
bumbelowed by nashy_bearh June 13, 2017

Gumvelope 

A chewing gum disposal system that allows for the convenient, sanitary and pleasant disposal of chewing gum, configured to receive one or more pieces of used chewing gum
The girl used the Gumvelope that was on the restaurant table to dispose of her chewing-gum, which not only impressed the young man she was dinning with, but made the restaurant owner smile.
Gumvelope by Gumvelope March 7, 2011
An envolope fillied to the brim with ejaculate. In a game similar to soggy biscuit, an envolope is exchanged between male participants who each in turn add their own load to the envelope before the envelope finds its way to the reciever.
"Hey Rob, want to join in our cumvelope? "

"Im gonna identify everyone based on the flavours when I finally get that cumvelope"
cumvelope by roundhousetreegekko October 2, 2020
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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