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bumscrubber

1. Like a toothbrush for your ass hole; it scrubs the crustified dung off of one's ass hairs while providing a sandpaper-esque feeling on the soft tissue of your rectum

2. Any bristled object used to clean a dirty homeless invalid, against his or her will, while they lay half-dead beside a trash heep asking for spare change

3. A sand paper covered dildo for use by any man or woman who either likes the feeling of blood running out of his or her butt, has lost all feeling in the anal cavity due to excess butt-dildo-use and therefore needs the bumscrubber for any sort of titilating stimulation, or really just likes a very clean and irritated inner anus
I went to the radiologist the other day for an x-ray and they found that bumscrubber I lost a couple weeks ago.

"Come here you dirty bum and get your scrubbin," said the angry bum hater. "Oh no, not the bumscrubber, it hurts so bad!" said the dirty bum.
bumscrubber by bumscrubber September 23, 2009
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bumshrubbery

The arrangement of clingons, winnits and tagnuts that get stuck to the hair around the sphincter.
Oh shit we've run out of toilet paper, this could lead to some bumshrubbery if I need to curl one out.
bumshrubbery by unclemongo March 18, 2009
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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