get fractured

to go out on a drunken bender

after the week i've had i'm gonna go get fractured

by unclemongo March 13, 2009

bumshrubbery

The arrangement of clingons, winnits and tagnuts that get stuck to the hair around the sphincter.

Oh shit we've run out of toilet paper, this could lead to some bumshrubbery if I need to curl one out.

by unclemongo March 18, 2009