bumpy dick 

Slang term for herpes or any other STD (STI) that causes bumps to form on male genitalia.

We told Steve not to mess with Kim, but he didn't listen and now he has bumpy dick.

bumpy dick by Management May 14, 2007

bump dick 

when yo dick got a big ol bump in the middle of it

“Aye yo! that kid matt got a bump dick”

bump dick by bump dick master March 5, 2019

Dick bump 

A thrusting of the pelvic area towards another person to demonstrate affection.
Origin: the Destructoid Justin.tv community.

"Here's a dick bump for you all" - Jon Carnage, Justin.tv live stream.

Dick bump by Apoztle13 February 27, 2011

dick bump 

When someone does a hit of cocaine off someones penis

Let me do some dick bumps with you boy!

dick bump by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006

Phantom dick bump 

Its when someone wears a male figured jeans and there is a bump that looks like they have a penis, but its all an illusion.

Look at her phantom dick bump, she probably took this pair from her father

Phantom dick bump by Themilkseeker March 20, 2022

Dick Bumps 

Bumps on the dick.

"She's so hot, she gives me dick bumps." -H "We don't fist bump around here, we dick bump." -J "One dick bump is no good." -R "Make sure your dick bumps are blue." -R

Dick Bumps by Joe Byden July 10, 2021

dick bump 

The act of penal penatration to a fetus's skull.

While I was fucking this bad ass bitch It felt like I was hitting a wall with my dick, but then she said to quit dick bumping her baby.

dick bump by Brad February 4, 2005