bumpy dick

Slang term for herpes or any other STD (STI) that causes bumps to form on male genitalia.

We told Steve not to mess with Kim, but he didn't listen and now he has bumpy dick.

by Management May 14, 2007

bump dick

when yo dick got a big ol bump in the middle of it

“Aye yo! that kid matt got a bump dick”

by bump dick master March 5, 2019

Dick bump

A thrusting of the pelvic area towards another person to demonstrate affection.
Origin: the Destructoid Justin.tv community.

"Here's a dick bump for you all" - Jon Carnage, Justin.tv live stream.

by Apoztle13 February 27, 2011

dick bump

When someone does a hit of cocaine off someones penis

Let me do some dick bumps with you boy!

by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006

Phantom dick bump

Its when someone wears a male figured jeans and there is a bump that looks like they have a penis, but its all an illusion.

Look at her phantom dick bump, she probably took this pair from her father

by Themilkseeker March 20, 2022

Dick Bumps

Bumps on the dick.

"She's so hot, she gives me dick bumps." -H "We don't fist bump around here, we dick bump." -J "One dick bump is no good." -R "Make sure your dick bumps are blue." -R

by Joe Byden July 10, 2021

dick bump

The act of penal penatration to a fetus's skull.

While I was fucking this bad ass bitch It felt like I was hitting a wall with my dick, but then she said to quit dick bumping her baby.

by Brad February 4, 2005