bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it

Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.

by kobi16701 December 9, 2008

Bumper to bumper

Homosexual intercourse; referring to lesbian vaginal sex.

Jackie and Stacy were going bumper to bumper last night...and by that, I don't mean their cars.

by randomlysmart April 14, 2014

bumper to bumper

When There is a traffic jam and the cars almost touch each another.
Traffic Jam

Oh man, look over there: there is a terrible bumper to bumper on that road.

by Marcelo Rodrigues August 4, 2007

Bumper to bumper

A sexy form of traffic

"I like when they say bumper to bumper."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Bumper-to-Bumper Humper

A lesbian. Usually in an office setting.

I know she is a beautiful receptionist, Shahid , but she is a bumper-to-bumper humper. Sorry, man.

by tarkowsky September 20, 2017

Bernie Bummer

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.

by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

dog bummer

dogu bummer is a rare Japanese game series on PS3 and Dreamcast. In it you play a avatar called Greek Darran who's sole mission is to bum dogs under a strict timescale.

Dogu Bummer 2 is the best in the series, you get to play as the dogs as well as Greek Darran. Greek Darran be bear Dog Bummer. You get me?

by LynClarke December 4, 2012