bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it

Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.

bumper bummer by kobi16701 December 9, 2008

Bumper to bumper 

Homosexual intercourse; referring to lesbian vaginal sex.

Jackie and Stacy were going bumper to bumper last night...and by that, I don't mean their cars.

Bumper to bumper by randomlysmart April 14, 2014

bumper to bumper 

When There is a traffic jam and the cars almost touch each another.
Traffic Jam

Oh man, look over there: there is a terrible bumper to bumper on that road.

bumper to bumper by Marcelo Rodrigues August 4, 2007

Bumper to bumper 

A sexy form of traffic

"I like when they say bumper to bumper."

Bumper to bumper by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Bumper-to-Bumper Humper 

A lesbian. Usually in an office setting.

I know she is a beautiful receptionist, Shahid , but she is a bumper-to-bumper humper. Sorry, man.

Bumper-to-Bumper Humper by tarkowsky September 20, 2017

Third gear, bumper to bumper

used to describes someone or something thats extremely gay in nature
(please use this term with caution if you yourself do not drive in third gear, bumper to bumper)

"do you think he drives in third gear?"
"Oh yea, he definitely drives in third gear, bumper to bumper!"

Third gear, bumper to bumper by skypup May 9, 2026

Bernie Bummer 

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.

Bernie Bummer by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010