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bumbridge 

Nickname for "Tonbridge" boys school in Kent, named as such for its reputation of turning out homosexuals (or BUMMERS). Boys are also have ridiculous hormones due to their sexual frustration. Are proud of their Rugby achievements but this is about all they are good for.
person 1: i hear someone licked that Howard character's face
person 2: well he does go to Bumbridge
bumbridge by tellallyourfriends December 20, 2006
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bumbridge 

nickname for tonbridge. a boys' school in kent. known in the area for producing either homosexuals, or ridiculously horny straight boys.
person 1: i hear that howard character crawled into some guy's bed
person 2: well, he does go to bumbridge..
bumbridge by hiphopatihop December 20, 2006

Tyler bumbridge 

An absolute mong from Stronsay constantly thinking that he’s funny but in reality nobody likes him
Stranger 1: I hate Tyler bumbridge
Stranger 2: same
Tyler bumbridge: hello
Strangers 1&2: get to fuck ya gimp
Tyler bumbridge by Ruairidh wood October 21, 2023

Umbridge 

The fat pink toad faced bitch from Harry Potter.
Who's Umbridge,
You know The fat pink toad faced bitch

Umbridge 

THE WORST TEACHER TO EVER BE AT HOGWARTS.
Voldemort is worse than umbridge.

UH NO! UMBRIDGE MORE LIKE UMBITCH!
Umbridge by Mayoooooooo June 2, 2018

Dolores Jane Umbridge 

Dolores Jane Umbridge, or just Umbridge, is the toad faced cunt that first appears in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. She is loathed by almost every student, teacher or employee in Hogwarts, aside from Slytherin house which she shows blatant favouritism to, and the caretaker Filch. She has committed several atrocities to many characters, such as her firing Harry to carve *I must to tell lies* into his hand for weeks on end, forcefully sacking Treylawney, refusing to teach the students and actual education, attempting to sack and Hagrid, and nearly killing McGonagall in the process and trying to send Albus Dumbledore to Azkaban. In The Deathly Hallows, she becomes the Minister for Magic, and starts making illegal court cases against muggleborn witches and and wizards. At the end of the series, she is committed to Azkaban. In HP, almost every single character has something redeemable and there is barely a character that is completely hated. That being said, I have never found a character who doesn't despise Umbridge.
HP fan: Hey, do you think Lucius Malfoy was a good character?
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.

Dolores umbridge 

A motherfucking idiot who dresses in all pink and makes students write with quills that cut into their hands. If you like this character, seek mental help.
Dolores umbridge is my least favourite harry potter character
Dolores umbridge by Pantyshitter December 30, 2020
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