bumbossity

a female with a hairy warty bum cheese hemorroid infested stink (bum) hole and/or dumpy lumpy wrinklie cellulite ass cheeks.

as i was doing your mom from behind, i cought a glimpse and a wiff of her bumbossity in the pale moon light.

bumbossity by TK Nooka June 21, 2006

Bulbousity 

The degree of which a thing is bulbous.

"Hey Jonny! look at the bulbousity of that guy's schnoz!"

Bulbousity by Callisoarous April 3, 2015

bimbosity 

The philosophy of voluntarily acting like a bimbo or the cluster of behaviors that define intentional female idiocy.

She was blonde and gorgeous, and a card carrying Mensa, but she preferred to flaut her hopeless bimbosity to the delight of the assembled men.

bimbosity by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

bumassity

The level of intensity of how much of a bum or bumness is presented

Person 1 is dumpster diving with with an ashy face.
Person 2 says "the level of bumassity is through the roof"

bumassity by OG_Rob_Destroe January 31, 2015

boombossity 

buttocks, bottom, derriere

I'll spank your boombossity!

boombossity by Howard Cook June 22, 2005