bumballed 

when you sit down and squash your low hanging scrotum and balls under your arse.usually when its hot and sweaty.

oh dude,i just bumballed myself on that chair ,nearly ripped the fuckers right off !

bumballed by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

Bumbledore 

A grand wizard of online dating. Bumbledore has been online dating for a long time, knows the dos and don’ts and is willing to mentor newbies.

Mark: What do you think of my profile Kimbra?

Kimbra: Dude, it sucks. You need to talk to Bumbledore to sort that shit out.

Bumbledore by 80s Romantic September 19, 2019

Bumbaclad 

Deriving from the word Bumba, which means god, and the word Clad which means to be covered. This refers to being godly, a spirit, or wearing armor of god.

We are all bumbaclad.

Bumbaclad by eolhssa January 6, 2021

bumbledoofus 

A person who is lost and without adequate intellectual resources.

Although blessed with a winning smile, he has always been a complete bumbledoofus.

bumbledoofus by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

Van-bumbled 

When you accidentally see a family member's genitals.

I was van-bumbled when my sister walked out of the bathroom with no clothes on.

Van-bumbled by Deathadder95 August 26, 2017

betty bumbledrop 

Betty Bumbledrop is a name you give to a woman (and sometimes a man) you don't give a fuck about, especially when watching a film or TV programme.

Jerry : Who's that on TV?

Joe : Betty Bumbledrop!

betty bumbledrop by Dragon Bubble March 13, 2018

Facebook Blueballed 

When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.

Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.

Facebook Blueballed by Chigoose22 August 19, 2010