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bumballed 

when you sit down and squash your low hanging scrotum and balls under your arse.usually when its hot and sweaty.
oh dude,i just bumballed myself on that chair ,nearly ripped the fuckers right off !
bumballed by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
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Bumbledore 

A grand wizard of online dating. Bumbledore has been online dating for a long time, knows the dos and don’ts and is willing to mentor newbies.
Mark: What do you think of my profile Kimbra?

Kimbra: Dude, it sucks. You need to talk to Bumbledore to sort that shit out.
Bumbledore by 80s Romantic September 19, 2019

Bumbaclad 

Deriving from the word Bumba, which means god, and the word Clad which means to be covered. This refers to being godly, a spirit, or wearing armor of god.
We are all bumbaclad.
Bumbaclad by eolhssa January 6, 2021

bumbledoofus 

A person who is lost and without adequate intellectual resources.
Although blessed with a winning smile, he has always been a complete bumbledoofus.
bumbledoofus by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

Van-bumbled 

When you accidentally see a family member's genitals.
I was van-bumbled when my sister walked out of the bathroom with no clothes on.
Van-bumbled by Deathadder95 August 26, 2017

betty bumbledrop 

Betty Bumbledrop is a name you give to a woman (and sometimes a man) you don't give a fuck about, especially when watching a film or TV programme.
Jerry : Who's that on TV?

Joe : Betty Bumbledrop!

Facebook Blueballed 

When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.
Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.
Facebook Blueballed by Chigoose22 August 19, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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