BUM HAIR

bum hair is the hair in your bum crack! that is very annoying!
why are you shoving your bum hair in my face?
by blubber the bloody nut April 10, 2009
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hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it
Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"
by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016
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Bum Hairs

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs
Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs
by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021
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receding bum hairs

wen ur bum hairs receed liek mine
me receding bum hairs receed!
mine too!
by ScorchingSmegma February 12, 2023
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