receed 

a receeding hairline that affects the persons day to day life including their intelligence and their way of thinking. also it is very ugly and it attracts poonuggs to cling to it

holy crap mickles's receed is sworming with a clan of poonuggs

receed by craig October 27, 2004

Receder 

Someone who's hairline is well above that of a normal person. Often a receder have a large, greasy mop overhanging the forehead to fool the public as to their receding hairline.

That felix kid, what a mighty receder.

Receder by shinkerreceder May 1, 2015

Recked 

Destroyed,ruined,burned,fucked up

Ray Ziesmer got recked by Tony.😂😂😂

Recked by Imrightyournotbish August 15, 2016

receding hairline 

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.

Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

receding hairline by pinwheel897 March 22, 2010

reecediculous

When your competitive edge takes you one step beyond ridiculous

Doing a lap around the nurburgring with the fuel light on, then going straight into another lap to beat your time. That is reecediculous.

reecediculous by feegy November 13, 2009

Receder 

Someone who's hairline is currently receding.

Did you see Ted the Receder's hairline?

Receder by R46 R train January 19, 2016

receding

When the hairline begins to move back due to follicle thinning and loss.

Bruce Willis shaved his hair after his hairline was receding.

receding by Ariel Flood February 23, 2014