Bum Dick

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Black and blistered hot dogs resembling an infected bum penis. Typically cooked over an open fire while camping and enjoyed with an ice cold coors light.

Hey man, I could really go for a solid bum dick tonight.

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Bum Dick

An extremely lazy and unproductive person; a penis that has lost its ability to become erect

Hey Doc, get off the couch and quit being such a bum dick today, we have a lot of work to do.
I took a girl home from the bar last night but nothing happened because I had a severe case of bum dick.

Bum Dick by abo44 December 16, 2011

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Bum Dick

A male of any race that has an amazing penis but their own financial gain so the female finances him.

She met this guy who always needs money but offers his bum dick in return.

Bum Dick by Igothemdefs October 25, 2017

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Bum Dick Breath

Triffelin hoe who doesn't care who's dick, how many dicks, or where those dicks have been. Her only goal is a dick in the face. And enjoys keeping those rewards for as long as possible by not brushing, flossing, or rinsing. Then proceeds to engage in as much group contact and conversation as possible so she can brag by exuding her bum Dick Breath on all. All of which she does while exclaiming she's not that kind of girl.

Jesus Christ can you believe that bitches bum Dick Breath. Seriously she should go talk to a wall or get into a fight with a toothbrush. What a foul ass hoe.

Bum Dick Breath by 69hammy69 February 17, 2022

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Dick-Bum-Dick

Slang for the act of homosexual anal sex.

Lol, those guys are totally gay, Dick-Bum-Dick if you ask me.

Dick-Bum-Dick by Johnny Buck March 21, 2005

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An insult towards others, trying to use as many cursing words/syllables as posible. This may simply be the base for an even longer string of obscenities

Bob: "I just lit my bin on fire!"
Frank: "You cock ass bum dick shit fuck."

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bum's dick

to smell really bad

(walks into locker room) "man, it smells like a bum's dick in here.

bum's dick by jbsmells May 3, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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