A crude term for a hankie, toilet paper or just about any garment or material that can be used or has been used to mop up sexual mess.
Best used in jest to cheekily suggest that you would wipe quite happily your cock on something.
(refering to a hat, tablecloth, curtain, etc) My, what a posh looking bellywipe!
(refering to a sock) You don't want to touch that bellywipe...
Bullywigger; noun. Scary creatures that come out mostly at night. No one that has actually seen one has been able to describe one. Creatures of your night mares. Things that chase you at night. Bullywiggers have been suspected of being involved with the disappearance of many children over hundreds of years. They watch you when you are alone. Plotting how they will terrorize you.
Five teenagers were camping in the woods. Late at night they heard something in the brush. They were terrified and they started running out into the darkness. They were certain they were being chased by at least two Bullywiggers! Only 4 teenagers made it out of the woods that night. A week later, the missing teen was found and all he could say was "Bullywiggers" over and over again.
You need to be wary of Bullywiggers whenever you are out at night alone...
After engaging in a long session of sexual activities and your partner goes to the bathroom to freshen up you proceed to take her pillowfold it in half around the penis and give it a nice tug. This in turn will leave a boatload of love juices for her to rest her head in when she returns.
When Lauren laid her head on the pillow after making love she found out while the Brahma Bullwipe is sticky and gross it is also very very warm.
After having lots of sexual activity, folding your partners pillow around your penis and wiping your love juices on it, so she will have your love juices to lay her head on.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.