buff me

something that no one knows what it means and there's a good change a lad named Dave created it and usually meaning something along the lines of "fight me"

Elise- I think Dave is mad at me.
Alice- why do you that?
Elise- he said 'buff me'...
Alice- oh dang he's pissed

by sfluvsballerz October 6, 2016

Gym Me Buff It

A guy who spends every spare moment in the gym.

I went over to my ex-girlfriend's house to see if we could patch things up. But, she already had another dude over there, some "Gym Me Buff It" guy.

by Jimmy "all you can eat" Buffet January 1, 2007

run me a buff

give me a blow job or "blow me"

Boss: Hey John, why don't you stay late tonight?
John: Why don't you run me a buff?

by Bill Smif April 7, 2006

Buff Mercs

"Buff Mercs" relates to a meme in the Team Fortress 2 fandom, where, the nine classes are shown to have huge muscles.. I mean.. INSANE MUSCLES! and are paired with Tick-Tock - Joji. Usually in shitposts, MGE memes, or, when you get that one pro player on your team that's def listening to Tick-Tock.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, why are these Buff Mercs blocking me from watching porn?"

Guy 2: "Get off PornHub mate."

Guy 1: "Actually it's e-"

*Buff Soldier TF2 fucking kills him*

by CX0 September 12, 2023

Big buff oily men

A guy who is very big and buffed up from the gym and is slobbered up in big amounts of oil all over their body and is apart of the male species looking for an alpha female.

“you know that girl would look good with big buff oily men!

by chickenbutt64 November 21, 2023

buffmeister

Male; attractive, intelligent, well-hung, charismatic, cultured and worldly. Normally, of mixed continental heritage. Is everyone's friend in social settings but if crossed, he will take you out verbally, and if necessary, physically. Respected by men, adored by women.

The buffmeister took care of business and everyone applauded.

by Marlon, TSB April 5, 2011