Buff Me

buff me means “suck my penis.”

Alex: Hey Joe what do you want to do?
Joe: Buff me
Alex: no i don’t wanna suck your penis

by thegod691006 November 6, 2017

Gym Me Buff It

A guy who spends every spare moment in the gym.

I went over to my ex-girlfriend's house to see if we could patch things up. But, she already had another dude over there, some "Gym Me Buff It" guy.

by Jimmy "all you can eat" Buffet January 1, 2007

buff me

something that no one knows what it means and there's a good change a lad named Dave created it and usually meaning something along the lines of "fight me"

Elise- I think Dave is mad at me.
Alice- why do you that?
Elise- he said 'buff me'...
Alice- oh dang he's pissed

by sfluvsballerz October 6, 2016