when you're laughing too
hard with your bros, you might go into brodiac arrest.
side effects:
-
death
-pissing on the homies while piggy back riding
-
gay birdwatching when less than 5 feet apart in a hot tub
-sexual encounters with gorillas
-strangely shaped beagle attacks
stay cautious around these places:
-suburban sidewalks
-specifically near
fat bunnies that can't fit through fence cracks
-tile kitchen floors
-park benches
-an upstairs plaid couch
-your alcoholic neighbors garage
abilities gained:
-forcing someone to attack you or the homies
-shot
gun 27 monsters in 3 minutes without
heart complications
-super splits on carpet
-peeing in your alcoholic neighbors garage
-super
mario jumps and gta runs
-arm clapping
-camel spitting in your homies food
-burning homies house to the ground (specifically with homies inside)