Bruvage,correctly typed "BRUVAGE" is a phrase most notably uttered by one of the best person in the whole world,Bogdan. He utters that word with sheer power,to assert his dominance.
Phrase taken from the movie human traffic, used commonly by the ecstacy takers of Newcastle. It is said to a mate in recognition of something cool that was done or said.
Bruvage comes from the combination of the English word: brother and the French word: le garage. That's why real connoisseurs de la vagina always pronounce it in the same way you would pronounce le garage. It is used when something is so lmao that you can't even really comprehend it. It is mainly used by people who enjoy big popularity from females.
James: Oi that was proper jokes man.
Bog: I know right BRUVAGE.
James: BRUVAGE
It is a meaning derived from the street slang "brother", which most Jamaicans and South Londoners use. It is also a variation of the more familiar word "bruv".
a bond between wattpad users sleepytae, Bullets-And-Diamonds, SALTvirgo, and iAMBLOODYINSPIRED formed through the book "nude // joji x reader" 's comment section
'Person 1: i love you bruv
Person 2: i love you too bruv'
'Oh yeah! I know those guys. They're part of the Bruvgang™. They like reading papa franku fanfics.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!