a bond between wattpad users sleepytae, Bullets-And-Diamonds, SALTvirgo, and iAMBLOODYINSPIRED formed through the book "nude // joji x reader" 's comment section
'Person 1: i love you bruv
Person 2: i love you too bruv'
'Oh yeah! I know those guys. They're part of the Bruvgang™. They like reading papa franku fanfics.
Always holding a coffee in school and trying to staunch cunts but fail miserably. The yea bruv gang often sighted in one shoe, usually tns because the no shit gang stole that and all the rest of their shit. They are rolled everyday for everything they own. A yea bruv strictly drinks cruisers and if they are spotted alone they are a no mates minge.
The no shit gang: "Should we roll that yea bruv?"
Me: "Nah bro we took all their shit there's nothing left."
The no shit gang: "Oh yea must be shit being in the yea bruv gang!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!