brownsy

To totally screw up a seemingly sure thing

Missing that extra point was such a Brownsy thing to do

by Chef David September 24, 2018

Brownshoe

A Canadian term for a career politician, one whose main goal is to climb the party ladder and get power, not to make real change or help his constituents. Typically reserved for members of the Conservative Party of Canada who hold neoliberal economic views and who advocate socially liberal policies. Called brownshoes due to their habit of wearing poor quality, badly fitted blue suits with clunky brown shoes to look casual and "appeal" to middle class voters.

"Did you see Jason Kenney and Andrew Scheer at the Gay Hindus for Free Trade fundraiser last night? Kenney was dancing with a transsexual, and he calls himself conservative..."

"Doesn't surprise me, he's a brownshoe, he'll sell out to anyone to win votes"

by The Man With The Cane March 27, 2019

taking the browns to the superbowl

to defecate

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

by drew November 25, 2003

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

by Booderness June 21, 2017

Brownsed

(v) - having displayed incredible, unforeseen ineptitude and incompetence on par with that of the Cleveland Browns. See Brownsing.

Crap. These dumb high-school aged McDonald's employees Brownsed up my order again.

by OfThisGeneration December 6, 2016

Spicy Brownsword

A Spicy Brownsword is the act of putting tabasco on your penis, sticking it up your female counterpart's bum to entice her and then waving it at her as a sign of masculinity.

-"How did you woo her tonight mate??" - "Oh, I gave her the spicy brownsword!! Worked a treat!"

by filmbuster September 20, 2014

baby browns

someones brown eyes.

Let me see your baby Browns babe!

by Evangelina June 18, 2018