A Spicy Brownsword is the act of putting tabasco on your penis, sticking it up your female counterpart's bum to entice her and then waving it at her as a sign of masculinity.

-"How did you woo her tonight mate??" - "Oh, I gave her the spicy brownsword!! Worked a treat!"

Spicy Brownsword by filmbuster September 20, 2014

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Brownstorming • brown storm • Brawnstorming • Frownstorm • Brown Stories • brainstorm • brownstone • Brainstorming • brianstorm • brostorming

Mr. Brownstone

Means Heroin and is also a famous song by Guns N Roses on their debut album "Appetite for Destruction". When they are saying "Dancing with Mr. Brownstone" it means they are "Shootin Heroin"

"We Been Dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin he won't leave me alone"

Mr. Brownstone by StraightUpWestSide June 27, 2005

Captain Brownsword

A man with a large John Thomas who, over time, has come to deal exclusively in the hard brown. He has become fatally allergic to the pink and finds normal sex both pointless and irritating. He is also partial to occasional bouts of surprise anal which are invariably met with gratitude and requests for a repeat performance.

A hero among modern men, someone who flies in the face of modern womens tendancy to turn down legitimate requests for anal action. If they want a piece of Captain Brownsword, then they are going to have to enjoy some ring sting.

'Who was that guy we were out with last night?' 'That was Captain Brownsword, do you know, he hasn't been near a pussy in 4 years?! what a legend'

'Oh my god, who is that guy by the bar? There is something really dangerous and heroic about him.' 'Thats Captain Brownsword, go sit near him on a bar stool and you will find out what him and surprise anal are all about'

Captain Brownsword by Stumper steve May 29, 2009

brainstorm

verb:
to suggest a lot of ideas for (a future activity) very quickly before considering some of them more carefully.

They brainstormed and mapped plans for dealing with problems like affordable housing and the budget shortfall.

brainstorm by Frida Döerr August 21, 2008

Brownstone

Heroin

Guns 'n Roses - Mr. Brownstone

Brownstone by Peter22222223 January 22, 2010

brownstoner

One who finds recreation in shitting his pants while high.

Billy had both run out of money and clean pants due to his life as a brownstoner.

brownstoner by jaketheblacksnake August 22, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026