brown zamboni

after taking a shit a man wipes his ass all over a chicks face.

I dropped a deuce with no toilet paper in site, I had to give my wife a brown zamboni again.

by lance ap May 25, 2008

brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 25, 2025