brown torpedo 

when you stand over a sleeping person and take a shit on their face.

that brown torpedo hit my face and splattered.

brown torpedo by blockrader August 22, 2009

Brown torpedo 

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.

When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo

Brown torpedo by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011

Brown Torpedo 

What comes out of your penis after you have anal sex with a female.

Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.

Brown Torpedo by Felicia Castro May 3, 2005