Urban Dictionary: Definitions by blockrader

brown goblin

a person who shits in mysterious places but can never be caught in the act of doing so.

i hope we catch that brown goblin before he strikes again.

Get merch

when evicting someone from your house or their appartment, right before they exit you pull down their pants and spit in their butt hole.

a dirty luigie will often tell someone you dont want to see them near your home anymore or at all.

Get merch

were a person is normal up top but have excess weight in the hips thighs and kankles.this causes their legs to scrape together when they walk.

that bitch has major bowerbojangles.

Get merch

when a straw is inserted into a vagina or ass hole and then drank from.

a kentucky bagpipe is pretty fuckin gross.

Get merch

when you stand over a sleeping person and take a shit on their face.

that brown torpedo hit my face and splattered.