brown sucking

Extreme version of ass kissing.

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

brown sucking

1. The act of sucking poo out someone's arse hole

2. Deep throating a dark skinned male or shemale

1. 2 girls 1 cup

2. Arnie has a sore throat from brown sucking too much last night

by cheers4beer February 17, 2014

Sucking The Brown Out

To shampoo carpets/floor mats. Depending on how dirty they are, it can take a long time.

I just spent about twenty minutes per floor mat sucking the brown out of them.

by Buttered Quayle May 29, 2021

Louisiana Brown Socking

Pooping into a sock and then hitting one's mother with it. An act originating from backwoods Louisiana. First done by the young and confused Michel Dodging, after becoming frustrated with his mother he performed a bowel movement into a tube sock then proceeded to hit his mother over the head with it.

Dude, I pooped in a sock and hit my mom with it.

by Ewok2ab September 27, 2003

Louisianna Brown Socking

This first originated in backwoods Louisianna where a young confused Micheal Lincher, after being profusely beaten by his mother, then proceeded to brown sock his mother. First perform a bowel movement into a long tube sock.(soccer socks are also good)Then run at your victim twirling the sock in a circular, battle ready motion. Let loose on the persons face with a deafening blow. For a more "explosive" impact, use panty hose.

Take this Micheal Dorn ! ! !!!! ! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Tyler Martin October 3, 2003