brown mommy 

A maid or nanny-- typically of Latin American descent-- to whom rich, lazy Anglo women outsource most or all of their parenting duties.

"I’m so sorry I made you work on Christmas, but the kids kept crying for 'brown mommy.'"

(Drunk, wealthy white lady to her maid-- from the "My Name Is Earl" episode, "Friends with Benefits")

brown mommy by ChisosClimber February 17, 2009

Millie Mommy Brown 

Some stranger things actor who played Eleven that TikTok niggas simp for

I want to fuck Millie Mommy Brown

Millie Mommy Brown by GiffordSucks69420 July 10, 2022

Brown ass mummy

where one shits in their hand, smears it along their whole entire asscrack waits for it to dry until its fully hardened then proceeding to put it on their face like a mummy wrap

Person 1- Yoooo have you tried this new face mask? Its the bomb

Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good

Person 1- Nigga WTF......

Brown ass mummy by Brownassmummymaster67 January 16, 2026