brown hound

Loose term for a female who prefers and encourages butt sex over traditional vaginal intercourse for the sole purpose of making engaging males doubt their heterosexuality.

Bro 1: Hey man, why the long face?
Bro 2: I hooked up with this questionable brown hound last night and now my dick is brown.
Bro 1: Dude, that totally doesn't make you gay. One in four men will make that mistake in their lifetime, you can't blame yourself.
Bro 2: I think it's safe to say my friendship with Kelsei will never be the same.
Bro 1: Awww, give me a hug, no homo.

by broseph145 November 20, 2010

brown hound

an extremely racist person and or a person who really likes anal sex

Person 1: I heard kameron is a huge brown hound.
Person 2: WHAT

by ArizonaSpicyRamen November 20, 2021

Brown Hound Dog

The unsettling phenomenon of having a 'firmish' turd just barely emerge from your ass which, despite furtive foreshadowing, occurs both gradually and rapidly (simultaneously) at precisely the most inopportune point in time. Once the 'brown hound dog' pokes his head out you are thrust into the most tenuous situation of attempting to coax him back in the dog house (without your eyeballs popping out) a whilst continuing to make a presentation, speaking with a superior colleague in the middle of the lunch line, or trying to maintain that casual conversation with the woman in the Marketing department while on an elevator stopping at every floor.

Paul - Right after lunch Simms delivered the cable we've been waiting for and wouldn't you know it - it was oversized.

Gregg - Aaaa hey dude, listen I really can't talk right now - I gotta brown hound dog poking his head out and I got a bad feeling on this one.

Paul - Huh?

by Goodoldboy66 October 29, 2014

Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo

Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

brownsound

an amazing brown guitarist who makes sound from his guitar.
(not a wet fart)

Dude, that guy played like Brownsound!

by taylor54 April 27, 2006

Brownhound

VERB: meaning-To stick fingers into somebody's anus. Fingering someone's butt hole making your fingers brown.
Stemming from an incident at Carmel High School.

Man, did you hear about those seniors Brownhounding the freshman.

Yeah man that's gross.

by browner311 March 2, 2010

brownpound

To punch a person directly in the anus.

The best way to shut somebody up is with a properly executed brownpound.

by MagicM July 8, 2006