Brown Guy

Brown Guy is god. He pops up when you least expect it in pictures with hot women. He is most often seen with a box of condoms, a water bottle with Kool-Aid in it, and a white shirt with the writing 'The Brown Guy is fucking!'

Brown Guy is everyone.

The Brown Guy is Fucking!

Brown Guy by Brown Guy December 28, 2007

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Brown Guy

A dark complected dude who drives around in a pathfinder constantly inviting random people to "check it out"

Dan is such a brown guy

Brown Guy by Lisa December 6, 2003

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Fugazi Brown Guy

Someone who is crazy, fugazi, and just happens to be brown.

That fugazi brown guy thinks he is so good at 2K, but he is actually buns.

Fugazi Brown Guy by Cole Jarvis October 8, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>Andy Samberg Samever Is The Brown Guy And Gisele Frometa Is The Autistic Guy In S-Cry-Ed

<.7.9.7.6.>Andy Samberg Samever Is The Brown Guy And Gisele Frometa Is The Autistic Guy In S-Cry-Ed by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

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Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy

One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.

"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert

Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy by Funny Foes of Fox and Friends September 28, 2010

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Brown eye guy

A guy who really enjoys a good look up close at the Mysterious brown eyed monster

Mark is totally a brown eye guy!

I truly enjoy zooming in on a nice clean brown eye, you could say I’m a brown eye guy.

Brown eye guy by Wordvamp13 April 22, 2020

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BrownGuy

A loyal ass man

BrownGuy is a loyal ass man

BrownGuy by DownTownShawty September 29, 2023

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