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Brown Face 

The Act of smearing a zebra's shit all over your face to the point you can't see and your brown because you smeared zebra shit all over you face cause your brown
Im Canceling you for brown face
Brown Face by Bangin' your daddy February 19, 2023

brown bag face

a face on a kid so ugly that should wear a brown bag over his face cuz it makes ppl cry and scare kids of the playground
Alvin is a brown bag face.
Damn hes ugly what a brown bag face.
brown bag face by Sukh 2626 September 23, 2008

face down brown

When a girl is lying face down naked, and she shits before you put it in her butt.
Damn, when I face down brown this girl the other night, it was watery and she stained my sheets.
face down brown by Tritru June 19, 2016

blown face 

A face of disbelief or shock, where someone points to their face and keeps a straight or distraught face.
Sam: I just got abducted by aliens.
Sean: *blown face*
blown face by BlownFace October 3, 2007

Blown Face 

When someone has something so bad happen to them that their face becomes an expression of such shock and disbelief.
Guy #1: Dude, I just walked into my apartment and found my girlfriend banging another dude in our kitchen.

Guy #2: BLOWN FACE!
Blown Face by Midgetyman5670 November 4, 2009

brown-faced 

To walk by someone who is sitting down, grab their head and fart in their face
Coco was sitting in a chair watching the Super Bowl when the Moosetrain walked by and brown-faced him.
brown-faced by Moosetrain December 15, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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