when a white person puts brownstuff on their face in an effort to look spanish, indian, muslim etc....a less harsh form of black-face
grandma: i think that dude in slumdog millionaire is white
me: huh?
grandma: he's british and there are no british indians!
me: so u saying he brown faced himself??
grandma: i guess so
Similar to the "O face", "Brown Face" is the uncontrolled spasming of the facial muscles due to an especially pleasant defecation. Also known as the "B face".
All that fiber made a sweet turd. I'm sure my brown face was epic as I defecated. But it was quite an experience to follow B face with ring sting.
The Act of smearing a zebra's shit all over your face to the point you can't see and your brown because you smeared zebra shit all over you face cause your brown
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.