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Brown Nose Bowl 

The Brown Nose Bowl is a touch football game played between two teams composed of sycophant (brown nose) student organizations like Student Government.
In theBrown Nose Bowl, the SGA defeated the Student Monitors.
Brown Nose Bowl by Cranberry Bob December 23, 2019

Brown noodle bowl 

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

Taking the browns to the bowl game 

Crapping or taking a dump. Since the Cleveland Browns have never gotten to the superbowl it is unlikely that people will confuse this with anything actually football related.
Dude1: Where you going?
Dude2: I'm taking the browns to the bowl game.
Dude1: Good luck, go for the 2 point conversion.

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.
After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

taking the browns to the super bowl 

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.