brown blanket

philly, white owl, blunt wrap etc.

Hey man, pick up a brown blanket at the store.

by c dub213 October 16, 2008

Brown blanket

A brown blanket is when someone defecates on ones body and the feces is wrapped on the person forming a blanket. If done with diarrhea this is know as a Wet blanket

Son sometimes in life you have to get creative in bed last night after I ate that chipotle I gave your mom a wet blanket and she’s never slept better. I get it now can I give sis a brown blanket tonight. Why yes you can son after all we live in Mississippi.

by PussySlayerxxx69 October 7, 2021

blanket banana brown bingo

The gentlemanly game of attempting to take your morning dump with a raging blanket banana without pissing allover yourself or anyone else nearby.

Brian: "Why are you all wet"
Steve: "I just finished playing Blanket Banana Brown Bingo. I lost."

by JesterPrim November 14, 2014