broshit

Nonsense that bros get excited by and are keen to mansplain despite a lack of understanding. Other bros will nod along in fear of looking stupid or worse think they agree and understand and further propagate the idea.

Cryptocurrency is total broshit, man.

broshit by Daycoder June 7, 2021

Brosmith 

Brosmith (n) Brosmythe - One who takes normal, unrefined men, and shapes them in to bros. Basically, as a blacksmith takes normal, unrefined metals, and shapes them into all kinds of things, so does a Brosmith with respect to bros.

James Myers, wow, that guy is a real brosmith.

Brosmith by Michael Terrence Mullin December 3, 2007

Broshido 

An unspoken code of honor between men (bros) in relation to dating/sleeping with women. A man of Broshido lives by a concept to serve and do no wrong to his male friends and family, even at the cost of his own happiness. There are no written rules, rather, it is a concept based on personal virtue and humility.

The origins of this practice are based in the Japanese philosophy of Bushido; "The way of the warrior". The ancient code of Bushido emphasises a lifestyle of loyalty, honor, obedience, duty, and sacrifice.

Much like this original school of thought, Broshido is a dying tradition. It has been overrun by modern male ideology of pride, selfishness and peacocking.

“Mike walked away when his brother’s hot, drunk ex-girlfriend tried to hit on him. Truly he is a master of Broshido.”.

“Dave saw that his friend was interested in the girl he was talking to. Without hesitation Dave introduced her to his friend and walked off into the night. There was no easy one night stand for Dave that evening, however, his legend was woven into the fabric of the universe.”.

Broshido by Vedi March 26, 2011

broship 

A non-romantic pairing of two (or more) characters together. It focuses on the their relationship as friends, or occasionally as real blood-related brothers.

May be written as: "bro ship", "broship" or "bro!ship"

Relatable to: BrOTP

Ace, Luffy, and Sabo have the best bro!ship ever!
I love Edward and Al, they're my number one broship.
Yep, I bro!ship those two.

broship by kerfulles January 26, 2014

la brochita 

When you tickle a chicks clit with the head of your cock.

La brochita, AKA The brush. Le pasé la brochíta. I gave her the brush, she want the brush.

la brochita by Fernando de la Broach January 29, 2017

brishitish

basically english except its used in united kingdom

"hey mates im bri'ish"
"stop speaking brishitish"

brishitish by ifnitninitenithatheth July 28, 2023

booshit 

an afro american slang for bullshit. or when a ghost takes a shit it might be known as booshit.

man, what the fuck ! you wit dat booshit ! !

i walked thru a haunted house and stepped in some booshit ! !

booshit by Jack de wack June 4, 2008