doomscribe

A Doomscribe is someone who writes content to be consumed while Doomscrolling.
Bob was much happier after unfollowing the doomscribes of Twitter.
by Daycoder July 26, 2021
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gunter’s mead

Sally went to a bukkake party and got drenched in gunter’s mead.
by Daycoder July 27, 2023
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tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 03, 2021
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tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 03, 2021
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Tunzelmann

Short for von Tunzelmann’s law of headlines:

Headlines that start with “Now…” are deliberately inflammatory, implying a continuing state of outrage that keeps getting worse by the day.
Laughs while pointing at front page of a tabloid and says, “I see that The Express has gone full Tunzelmann on immigration again!”.
by Daycoder November 28, 2021
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broshit

Nonsense that bros get excited by and are keen to mansplain despite a lack of understanding. Other bros will nod along in fear of looking stupid or worse think they agree and understand and further propagate the idea.
Cryptocurrency is total broshit, man.
by Daycoder June 07, 2021
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