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gunter’s mead
gunter’s mead by Daycoder July 27, 2023
Tunzelmann
Short for von Tunzelmann’s law of headlines:
Headlines that start with “Now…” are deliberately inflammatory, implying a continuing state of outrage that keeps getting worse by the day.
Headlines that start with “Now…” are deliberately inflammatory, implying a continuing state of outrage that keeps getting worse by the day.
Laughs while pointing at front page of a tabloid and says, “I see that The Express has gone full Tunzelmann on immigration again!”.
Tunzelmann by Daycoder November 28, 2021
tank holiday
When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
tank holiday by Daycoder October 3, 2021
tank holiday
When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
tank holiday by Daycoder October 3, 2021
doomscribe
doomscribe by Daycoder July 26, 2021