brookman

An asshole that smokes up all your weed and never has his own.

That brookman keep smoking my shit and not reciprocating .

by Martyr69 June 6, 2018

Bookman's Bluff

When an Author creates something where people say: "That doesn't make sense" but excuses it with: "It all makes sense when you consider it's acually a methaphor"

Masahiro Sakurai pulled a Bookman's Bluff when he created Kirby:

"Kirby doesn't make sense as a creature but he will make sense as a methaphor." Brian David Gilbert, 2020

by Sturmward July 29, 2021

bookman

One who sells educational books door to door.
Someone who is richer and more confident than you are because they sold books for the summer instead of sitting on their ass.

I rock you because i saw 3 hot moms today!
Don't you ever die you good looking bookman!

by mort utley August 25, 2008

Brookanne

The goddess of life. She loves you, and you. She cries herself to sleep, She has a broken heart. Love her and treat her well, She's the biggest Goddess you will ever meet.. Well the only living one. The most beautiful one of them all.

She's such a Brookanne.

Look over at Brookanne, The best goddess of them all!

by LOLLLLYOURRMOOOM(: November 3, 2010

Drake-Brockman

A heredetary mneonic learning disability requiring the sufferer to evaluate observed data through a filter of 19th Century Colonial beliefs regarding race and social class. Most prevalent in Australia, due to endogamous breeding and the Founder effect, and also found in England where endogamy was an 18th Century rule. Thus, the disease perpetuates itself.

The Australian sheep rancher looked over the back of his ewe just in time to see a group of Aboriginal and Irish children walking to school. Because he had Drake-Brockman he quickly identified these children as inferior and so could no longer see them. Then, he realized he was superior to the whole planet, except for the Queen, and everyone became invisible. He became lonely again and returned to his ewe.

by Beeguyel January 23, 2014

Brockman

(n) 1. A person having vast knowledge in Fine Arts, Cooking, and Pimpology; (n) 2. Someone being completely opposite of a chauncey; 3. A badass motha(SHUT YO MOUF!)

Brockman can pull any girl you dream of, Dave.

by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006

drake-brockman

A drake-brockman is an absurd belief that goes against all rational evidence, because it reinforces one's bigoted view of a race or particular group of people. Usually, a drake-brockman is the result of deliberately misrepresenting a source to make them fit your world view.

Cherry the elderly papergirl believed the drake-brockman that asylum seekers are given £300 a week and a pat on the head by the Government, after someone told her this in a post office queue one day.

the de sica believed the drake-brockman that 'many asylum seekers are guilty of serious crimes in their own country' despite the fact that when she was repeatedly asked for evidence she failed to provide any.

by Ben Dover of the Yard April 26, 2004