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brookelyn ass by TheGraveMistake October 9, 2006
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brooklyn ass pounder
Somebody from New York who gets drunk and fucks some dudes repeatedly in the ass while getting fucked in the ass himself and has complete memmory loss upon becoming sober and denies any the event ever took place. He honestly believes the pain in his ass is due to falling down the stairs.
My room mate brought all these dudes back to our room and engaged in gay sex while i pretended to be asleep. He is such a brooklyn ass pounder.
brooklyn ass pounder by Cockmaster McCool October 4, 2009
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brooklyn ass pounder
A college legend who is said to anally fuck aka "ass pound" whores when hes belligerently drunk. Afterwards, he "tags" the girl writing "Brooklyn Ass Pounder" on their body with a sharpie marker. To anyone's knowledge he has no affiliation with Brooklyn.
Slut: "I think I had sex last night. My ass hurts and theres some scribble that says "Brooklyn Ass Pounder" on my back"
Me: "Bitch you just got Brooklyn Ass Pounded!"
Me: "Bitch you just got Brooklyn Ass Pounded!"
brooklyn ass pounder by RutgersBro1991 May 9, 2011
Brooklyn Assault Rifle
Pansy ass liberals wring their hands and whine about "assault rifles," which, they say, are the favorite weapon of the Crips, the Bloods, and the Pachucos. A pansy ass liberal calls any black, ugly, semiautomatic rifle an assault rifle, which is like calling any black, ugly cat a dog. To keep from getting their pansy asses kicked, many liberals say they don't want to outlaw hunting or legitimate hunting rifles. Virtually all of those liberals will agree that a Winchester 1894 .30-30 is a hunting rifle. So there you have it: A wonderful, fast-shooting, accurate rifle just right for blasting Crips, Bloods, and Pachucos in defense of your home, your family, and yourself. This is the Brooklyn Assault Rifle. Get one today and start cleaning up your neighborhood while fooling your local pansy ass liberals.
Semiautomatic rifles will shoot faster than a Brooklyn Assault Rifle. But your .30-30 is far more accurate. With practice, you can shoot a Winchester 94 with great speed and accuracy.
You'll be able to keep your Brooklyn Assault Rifle after president O'Bama, the Irish Jig, confiscates all your handguns to keep you from hurting yourself when Pachucos invade your home.
Semiautomatic rifles will shoot faster than a Brooklyn Assault Rifle. But your .30-30 is far more accurate. With practice, you can shoot a Winchester 94 with great speed and accuracy.
You'll be able to keep your Brooklyn Assault Rifle after president O'Bama, the Irish Jig, confiscates all your handguns to keep you from hurting yourself when Pachucos invade your home.
Brooklyn Assault Rifle by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008
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